Bird Update

After seeing the culprit, I have concluded that the annoying bird that keeps me up at night is indeed a mockingbird. Fortunately, there seems to be a self-help book out there on how to get rid of these public nuisances -- To Kill a Mockingbird. I've begun reading it and am about halfway through, but so far, I haven't gotten any helpful advice. I wonder if they save it for the end? :-)